
For those of you who don't know, I have been sick for the last week or so. Work has also been kind of slow. But I was on call on Saturday and it was a day from ____! (I'll leave the blank to your imaginations. I'm trying to keep this G rated.) Anyway, my boss gave me today off to recover. I am feeling a little bit better and was asked to go help clean the church this morning. So, even though I had the day off I still had to get up early. Well, I don't go back to bed very well once I'm up so I had to find things to occupy myself. One of my friends told me yesterday that she was unemployed because she quit her job before finding a new one. So, I decided to make her an unemployment package. The picture is of everything in the package and the rest of this is what I wrote to go along with it! Aubrey helped me and we had a lot of fun! (well, I had fun, Aubrey probably thinks I'm crazy!)
Unemployment Packages, Inc.
Our story: The idea for this came to me when I found out a friend of mine quit her unsatisfying job without a backup plan. While discussing these unfortunate circumstances, she mentioned that she should have found a new job before leaving. I felt for her, being unemployed three seperate times in the year and a half previous to this conversation. While thinking about her situation, I realized that although some people think that you can look for a job every second of every day that you are unemployed, I know that if you do that you will go crazy. So, for the sake of her sanity I decided to develop an unemployment package to provide some variety to the mundane drudgery of job hunting.
Unemployment Package contents and instructions:
-Food to keep from starving.
-Coloring book and crayons to relax your mind, and sudoko pussles to stimulate it.
-Coupon to sit on Amy's hammock whenever you want, (this coupon is unlimited and does not expire) because sometimes it is nice to get away.
-A cute boys phone # because now you have a lot of time to spend with him.
-A door hanger to let people know that you don't want to be bugged because you are busy updating your resume (or something).
-A book of things to do in your community especially now that you have time to do them.
-Princess discs to play frizbee with your dog.
-Water balloons to cool down with when you just need to get out.
-"I'm special" ribbon to remember that no matter what future employers think, you are special!
(You can click on the picture to get a more detailed view.)